United Territory of Western Canada
Population | 833 million |
Capital | Victoria |
Currency | United States Dollar |
Animal | White-Tailed Deer |
The US Autonomous Region of United Territory of Western Canada is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 833 million Western Canadians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.
The very strong United Territory of Western Canadan economy, worth 60.6 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,743 United States Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,820 per year while the poor average 10,223, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.
Only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', tax avoidance is a serious affair, and it's said that a Western Canadian always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Territory of Western Canada's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
United Territory of Western Canada is ranked 123,519th in the world and 191st in The Union of Democratic States for Highest Food Quality, scoring 19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United Territory of Western Canada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : United Territory of Western Canada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, it's said that a Western Canadian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, tax avoidance is a serious affair.
- : United Territory of Western Canada's influence in The Union of Democratic States rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, the weather in Victoria is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Following new legislation in United Territory of Western Canada, politicians live in luxury.